Yes, I am an Oddball.

I think getting Hulu was a bad idea. I have fallen down the rabbit hole of Sixteen and Pregnant, I'm not sure how that happened. It's a stupid show, really stupid. I was sort of a teen mom myself (pregnant at 18, he was born when I was 19) and I just did not run into the amount of drama these girls do. Maybe it's because most of these girls think the father will stay around. I sorta never planned on Ri's dad staying around. I always said that he could have as much or as little contact as he wanted but I was going to be the parent. Finances were never discussed because even at 19 I had the better job and the better support system in my mom (and dad.)  I'm shocked he was as around as much as he was really. I think that when Orion a baby and toddler his dad was just too young to deal with being a dad all the time. When he was around he an ok dad, when he wasn't around Orion was out of sight out of mind. Which was (or the most part) fine with me. When Orion was ab

Emily let out a whiney groan and pulled against her restraints. Jake was relaxing between her spread legs, lazily teasing her clit with his index finger. "Awe poor Em," he taunted stroking her swollen clit more firmly, Emily whimpered and her hips raised involuntarily in response to the firmer strokes to her clit which became lighter and more teasing the second her hips moved. She was dying to cum but knew Jake had no intention of letting her anytime soon. It was Wednesday, Jake's day, and she was being punished. "Do you want to cum, baby?" He asked.  She pulled against her restraints again in response, Jake reached up and pinched her left nipple twisted it until "Oh owww" escaped her. "I asked you a question, Emily, I expect an answer."  "Yes." Emily choked out trying in vain to pull her hands free. Why did he have to torture her like this Emily thought, he knew she hated asking for any sexual act. She couldn't talk dirty with

So a someone emailed and asked why I didn't provide much detail about Jake and Emily as far as what they look like, their surroundings, etc. It's a valid question. I write these encounters vaguely on purpose. I'm not writing a book or even a short story about Jake and Emily so I don't see the need for too much character development. Honestly most of these stories are fantasies or encounters that are similar to ones I've had and my fantasy people would probably be different than your fantasy people. Think about it, would the story be as much fun for you if you want to think of Emily as a classic 18 year old, blond porn star with fake tits and a belly ring but I wrote her as a 40 something brunette MILF with big hips and a belly? Same with Jake, what if you drool over the tall, blond, body builder ah la a Helmsworth or Tatum but I wrote him as a more of an Adam Duritz type?  Everyone has a different ideal (some of us have more than one depending on the day) so I would

Seriously, where did the weekend go? When my alarm went off this morning I thought it was Sunday again. Then it hit me that it was Monday, very sad. I dragged myself out of bed, stumbled through getting dressed. I threw together a quick a low-carb lunch and then it was off to work with me. Work wasn't too bad today, it wasn't so great that I don't want a new job but hey a decent day is something I'll happily take. After work I walked the dogs and jumped right on the treadmill. I was starting to feel lazy and knew if I didn't just go get it done I would be a lump for the night. If I don't exercise I  always spend the next day feeling guilty and extra fat. Diet wise today wasn't bad but exercise is a huge piece of this diet thing and I know I need to MOVE to make any kind of weight loss progress. I ate a bunch of crap this past weekend so I didn't bother to weigh myself this morning. I'm hoping I didn't do too much damage. I'll find out tomorro

Good Evening Everybody - I'm officially 39 folks. This is insane to me. I think I asked myself a bunch of the questions everyone else does on their birthday:  Where did the time go? Why haven't I accomplished everything I thought I would? Is this year going to be amazing or will it suck? Does anyone actually have answers to these questions? I didn't. I'm going to venture to guess that no one else really does either. Honestly it sorta hit me when I asked the "Why haven't I accomplished everything I thought I would?" question that I didn't even have a list of things I wanted to accomplish as an adult. I had a few things I DIDN'T want to (own a house, have babies with different fathers, have a giant wedding) but no real goals that I can remember. Why didn't I have goals? Am I really that lazy?  Gotta love questions that lead to more questions, right? I've sorta decided that I didn't have any big goals because I was a mom at 19 (before an

TGIF PEOPLE.  This past week at work has been mind numbingly busy. I'm only complaining about that a little though because the only thing worse than being too busy at work is being board at work. But now I'm home and Orion came over. We're going to grab a couple pizzas and I'm going to make Holy Grail Cheesy gluten free breadsticks. They are so yummy and the whole thing is only about 10 carbs total. Plus H can eat them because they are corn and wheat free. I love recipes that fit all our diets. Speaking of diets, I was super good yesterday and I exercised and this morning I had lost 2lbs. Awesome, that's 12 pounds down from the day I had surgery. Tonight...pizza and tomorrow I'll probably have some of my birthday cake...what diet? I'll be back up 5lbs by Monday I'm sure. Le Sigh. Oh well, who needs to look good? Clearly not me, see below for proof.  Off to the treadmill I go.

A quick post just to say that I'm logging in and writing.  Today was a quiet day, work was...well work.  I should be looking for a new job but I've applied for so many without getting a response that it doesn't really seem worth the time. I know, I know that doesn't mean I should stop looking. Right after I hit publish I'll go find something on Indeed to apply for at least.  I made some yummy chicken with mushrooms and cauliflower mash for dinner. The recipe came from the blog I Breath I'm Hungry. I've been trying to stick to a low carb diet (my weight on surgery day was the heaviest I've ever been.) I started 2 weeks ago and I'm down 10lbs. I know low carb works for me but I always fall off the wagon usually because I get sick of eating the same things over and over. So finding a blog like I Breath I'm Hungry with tons of great recipes is sort of a life saver.  Just like 150 pounds to go, sigh. Of course diet can't do it all so this we

Months go by way too fast. I meant to post about Poly-Family Christmas scheduling nightmares, then about  New Years resolutions and some "Happy Spring" posts. But here it is almost the end of June and I'm just getting back here. I think I need to do a 30 day writers challenge or something to kickstart daily writing again. I should go back to Whatever Wednesday posts too. Ideally I would actually post the short stories on Wednesdays. Everyone knows that Wednesday is the sexiest of all days, right? No? Just me? I am O.K. with that. Mostly because Frisky Fridays sounds too much like a cat food commercial and I think Moaning Monday is taken.  I do have ideas for Jake and Emily, its just by the time I get home from work all I want to do to turn my brain off.  So what have I been up to lately? I think in bullet points so here we go:  I think I had a serious case of winter doldrums this year. Honestly the cold had me borderline angry all the time. Luckily it wasn't fre